"Smart and witty with an edge."

"The best way I could possibly describe the book from beginning to end, is if Neil Gaiman, Clive Barker and Hunter S. Thompson collaborated on a book and generously donating the best parts of their penance for storytelling. "

"Vallen has reached the next level in his literary composition."

He hit Amazon's best-selling list with his debut fantasy novel, "Unkillable Joe". Joe has since released the second installment of his metaphysical fantasy trilogy,"International Best-Selling Author Joe Vallen". His third book in the series, "World-Class Failure Joe Vallen" will be out in late 2023.

Who the f@$k is Joe Vallen!?!?

Live and Undead w/ Joe Vallen @ Colorado Festival of Horror 2022