Joe Vallen Writer

What is the true cost of Success?

What are the immutable laws of the greater Multiverse?

How exactly does one achieve Enlightenment?

All these questions (and more) will be answered within the pages of this book. As with any work of fiction containing such heavy themes, this tale begins, of course, with a monkey...

When the most lucrative author of our time discovers a dark secret that brings the legitimacy of his entire career into question, he is forced by a sadistic Sheik to write the book that could either make or break his over-inflated reputation as the world’s premier writer. As a literal battle rages all around him, he attempts to cram his life’s work into one volume and at last, cement his legendary legacy.

Restore your respect for flowers, explore the furthest reaches of deep space, and get ready for a quantum jump into another realm, because where this story takes you there is no coming back from…

Prepare your mind for the psychedelic journey that is:

“International Best-Selling Author Joe Vallen”

Joe Vallen is a man of many backgrounds. Hopping around the North Eastern U.S. before getting stuck in Florida for several years, he has always gravitated toward the arts. As a young man, he was primarily focused on music before becoming a writer. Starting out in comics, his focus is now on writing novels while working on various screenplays between books. Aside from crafting stories, he is an avid outdoor enthusiast, chess player, and an expert in squirrel linguistics.

Joe currently resides in Colorado(for no particular reason).